damselindistresss:

-“look at me i have a twitter….”

-“ah im so fucking cool i have so many sneakers that i’m only wearing once… or twice”

-“ah im even cooler than that guy wearing sneakers once or twice cause im wearing skate shoes that will never be skated in”

-“VANs VANs VANs how i love vans…”

-“Hey I Have A Tumblr and a Twitter Even Cooler”

-“Hey let me link my twitter post to my facebook so my friends can see double status post”

-“hey i’m like super important i’ll make my twitter private(whats the point)”

-“dude why dont u have a tumblr? dont kids at your school do that type of thing”

-“hey i skateboard now”(with a walmart board)

-“Pharrell Wears Rayband Maybe I Should..Oh Look Everyone Else Is Doing it too damn These Fucking Swag Jackers”

-“Hey I Say Swag Look at me im swagged up” (lol)

-“Im so futuristic!!!” (lololol hahahahaha)

-“im gonna talk like Gucci Mane Cause He’s A Real Trapper”

-“Im a Nerd but not just any old N.E.R.D the cool type see how i spell it?” (whoever started that shit is a fucking fag)

-“im a cosmic kid i love space”

-“man i have so many colorful skinny jeans”

-“dude i love plaid shirts, wait why is everyone in this mall wearing plaid?”

-“im so dope i got a gold chain im an 80s kidd«(check the spelling)

OKAY SO MAYBE I DID KILL ALOT OF FOLKS AND EVERYTHING THEIR PROUD OF OOPS

i think i missed alot of other fads but i got tired